Eat Pray Laugh Day 1

This is Ruby, Kerri and Ron's (the comedians I am traveling with) 9 month old. She is helping me update my blog this morning.

Last night I got to Los Angeles. Our plane sat on the tarmac for thirty minutes. Then I sat on the floor of LAX waiting for Kerri to pick me up. Then I sat on the curb of LAX watching the airport cop, who was either a guy or a girl, yell at cars to keep moving.

Kerri got there and I dive rolled into her passenger seat before the he-she cop could lash out at us, and promptly realized I sat in something wet.

"Um, there's something wet on the seat."

"Oh, uh, it's just water I spilled," Kerri said before abruptly changing the subject.

The car kind of smelled funny, too. Knowing she has two children under the age of four, I quickly feared that it might be something else...

"Kerri, are you sure this is water?"

"I don't want to tell you what it might be."

"Why?!"

"I brought dinner to some friends and I think it might be soy sauce."

Soy sauce?! Really!? I got out of the car after we arrived and sure enough, I looked like I had lost control. Awesome. We got home and I got attacked by Lucy, Kerri's three year old, who saw my pants and said, "Kristin wet herself!"

"Yep! My super powers came in and I have the power to excrete condiments!" Was my super mature response.

Ironically, Lucy had just gotten out of the tub because she, too, had wet herself.

I did laundry and tried to ward off Lucy's displays of affection (currently she shows affection by punching), and got this next weeks schedule:

Friday: Leave at 1:30 for Bakersfield. Show in Bakersfield this evening.
Saturday: Drive to Napa. Our Napa showed got canceled but we're going anyway and leaving the kids in the car while we go tour a winery.
Sunday: Going to church with their friends and then performing in the evening. I can't remember what city we're in, but it's close to Napa.
Monday: Show in Fresno in the afternoon, drive back to LA after.
Tuesday: Interview with a network for a reality show about Christian housewives. I am not interviewing to be on the show, but to talk to them about Kerri, who might be. Tuesday evening we are having dinner with her agent, who I will meet to possibly work with in the future when I get my "tight 40." Tuesday night we have a show in Orange County.
Wednesday-Thursday: DAYS OFF. Hooray!
Friday: Fly to Sacramento.
Saturday: Perform for a luncheon in the morning. Fly back to LA. Drive right to San Pedro for another show.
Sunday: Go to my church in Van Nuys, then leave to go home.

And then I will slip into a coma-like state to recover from the madness!

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