Sunday, September 25, 2011

Trivial Annoyances

I was cleaning up my computer and stumbled upon this list I wrote a while ago about life’s trivial annoyances and thought I’d share. You’re welcome.

Ten of life’s trivial annoyances:

1. Trying to spread frozen butter on warm toast.

2. Hitting a string of yellow traffic lights.

3. Responding “Good!” when someone asks, “What’s up?” because you automatically assumed they’d asked, “How’s it going?”

4. Trying to evenly distribute maple syrup into the waffle squares.

5. When your evening nap spills over into the night and you wake up at 1am ready to start the day.

6. Post-nap grog.

7. The phenomenon that the watched pot never boils, but everything else you cook burns.

8. Being too tired to sleep.

9. Getting out of the shower and realizing you only shaved one leg.

10. Not being able to think of a tenth trivial annoyance.

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2 comments:

Carolina said...

I laughed out loud at no.9!
All very funny! :)

Jenny said...

LOL #2 is unavoidable when driving in Irvine, CA. #8 is a chronic problem for me. And #9 - TMI WARNING - doesn't happen nearly as often as forgetting completely, and having planned to wear a short skirt or shorts that day.